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Poll: Have you seen the news story that features a Corn Flake that looks like the State of Illinois?

http://us.rd.yahoo.com/csp/sbc/hp/pcm/illinoisshaped_corn_flake_up_for_auction/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080317/ap_on_fe_st/odd_illinois_corn_flake_2

…And doesn’t it strike you that that Corn Flake also looks like a turd? And if you think about the shape of all of the States in America, they kinda’ look like turd shapes, too? Or anything else, for that matter? I mean…the shape of our States are not exactly "uniform shapes of Artistic Masterpieces, right?!?

I just baked a cookie that bears a strong resemblance to a circle…I wonder how much I could get for it on Ebay.

edit- well now I freakin burned them because I was reading your questions instead of watching the cookies. Does that mean I can sue you? DAMMIT!!!!YAMS!!!

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10 Responses to “Poll: Have you seen the news story that features a Corn Flake that looks like the State of Illinois?”

  1. **~lil' miss mommy~** Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    that is so stupid.. They will put anything on the news,. keep watching the news cause later i will be on it for making a cheese slice look like madonna.. you wait and see..
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  2. kiki Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    cha!
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  3. Freaky One Is Virginal Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    I just baked a cookie that bears a strong resemblance to a circle…I wonder how much I could get for it on Ebay.

    edit- well now I freakin burned them because I was reading your questions instead of watching the cookies. Does that mean I can sue you? DAMMIT!!!!YAMS!!!
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  4. Ronatnyu Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    ….OH THAT ONE …. I ate it with a bunch of other flakes that looked like Hawaii & Rhode Island.
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  5. NAN Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    LMAO It does look like my great state of Illinios! Probably one of my farmer friends will bid on it after a finishing their whacky weed washed down with a case of brew. That corn is going up in price, they will all be rich soon and can afford to jack up the $201,100 bid….well once they pay off their $250,000 combines.
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  6. jafunmi82 Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    You show me a dookie that looks Utah, and I’ll pay for the colonoscopy.
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  7. ahsoasho2u2 Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TONIGHT?
    Turd shaped states? Gosh i never really looked at my sh it?
    Is there an art in looking at ones fecal matter?
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  8. Belinda Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    How much money have I been wasting all these years?
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  9. Way Out There Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    This is what I call meaningful news. I read the article in detail. I especially loved the part where they say ”We love cereal”, who doesn’t relate to that.
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  10. Loose Change™¢ Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    That’s what’s so nice about marketing on the Internet. You can always market to the .0001 percent that will buy any damn thing. With a global market, that still equates to serious moolah.
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